One word to describe what kids (mainly boys) look forward to at camp meal times…

Posted on 10. Jun, 2008 by in Elementary, Humor, Personal

Suicides.

Yeah, I remember back in the day. I was an artist. Nothing like a good ol’ suicide. There are several boys in my cabin that obviously have been taught this sacred art and I have been graced to taste their creations.

Before I leave you with this earth-shattering post, I thought I’d share a technique I’ve never known about. On of my boys told me that he fills up his cup by playing the song/rhythm of Beethoven’s 5th on the soda machine.That song will produce a very specific suicide flavor, different form one made by another song or a a standard “equal parts” suicide.

What song would you use? I think I’d use the theme song to McGyver. What about you?

You can read more about this famous drink mixture here. The best phrase used to describe this in my book is this: “It’s not bad… it’s not good either.”

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