My fantasy

Posted on 11. Feb, 2009 by in Humor, Personal, Random

This morning I was driving into work with Sara ad Titus. While still in my neighborhood I noticed all the trash and recycle bins on the street. I aimed my car at one and sped up and then dodged it.

I turned to my wife and said, “Don’t you ever want to ‘POW’ hit one of those.”

“No.”

“I do, but I want it to be filled with confetti and golf balls.”

“Why gof balls?”

“Because it will make a huge mess, they’d be bouncing everywhere.”

“Why not tennis balls, they’re softer and the car won’t get damaged.”

“First of all, golf balls bunce better on the street. Second of all, this is my fantasy, I don’t care about the car.”

“I’m really thankful that hitting a recycle bin filled with confetti and golf balls is what you consider a fantasy…”

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  • http://prince4jc.tumblr.com Anthony Prince

    If you make your fantasy come true, make sure you video it and post it on here… I’d love to live vicariously through you on this one.

    Anthony Prince’s last blog post..… just found out I was hashing #kidsmin instead of #kidmin… oops

  • http://www.jonathancliff.com jonathan

    Would Benny Hill music follow? Does the fantasy include clowns or dwarves in any way?

    jonathan’s last blog post..Puppet Love

  • http://www.childrensministryonline/blog Kenny

    I’m glad there are a few of you enjoying my fantasy life. ;)